Googlism
Google inspires some good timewasters (such as GoogleWhack and GoogleFight) and the latest one I’ve seen provided me with a much needed 10 minute break during the workday today.
It’s Googlism.
Below are the highlights of what Googlism had to say about me.
The Accurate:
cls is live cls is operational cls is out of the office [mentally, anyways -cls] cls is a once in a lifetime opportunity The Wholly Untrue:
- cls is wholly owned by the university of saskatchewan [! -cls]
- cls is not exclusive
- cls is 501 [I think I'm more like 750, but some friends claim I'm more like 710 -cls]
- cls is stable
- cls is successful
- cls is completely equipped to deal with the complex requirements of your organisation’s customer relationships and the perfect tool to achieve
The Favorites:
- cls is not an issue that is high on the agenda of corporates [That's a relief! -cls]
- cls is now imminent
- cls is a boon to saskatchewan’s economy
- cls is a proud member of the strategic alliance group
- cls is welcome in nla [where?! -cls]
- cls is also caused by spontaneous mutation in which there is no family history of cls [ :( -cls]
- cls is able to conduct an immediate psychiatric assessment to determine whether an accused person is suffering from a mental illness [I told you you were crazy. -cls]
- cls is chosen as the initial support method [Talk to me. -cls]
- cls is an excellent way to ensure cross
- cls is the catalyst for the innovative
- cls is proving its conceptual strength even before operations have begun
- cls is a rare disorder that seems to affect mostly males [Most women don't talk to me -cls]
The Obvious:
- cls is a command which allows the user to clear the complete contents of the screen and leave only a prompt
Back to work.
