Napa, Baby!

Posted in misc, travel, wine on July 20th, 2003 by r3v

Spent Friday (and Saturday morning) in Napa Valley with the girl. Much wine tasting throughout the day. We hit Cakebread, Domain Chandon, Andretti and Trefethen. Almost needed a UHaul to get all the wine home. :) We stayed at a B&B that I can only describe as “bitchin’”. It’s called the Daughter’s Inn and it rules. It’s run by Brooke and Perry. Great hosts, and Perry is crackup.

Next time we go up, we’re gonna stay longer. We’ll definitely go back to the Daughter’s though. I highly recommend them.

Savage Fired by MSNBC

Posted in news on July 9th, 2003 by r3v

According to this article, M$NBC has finally kicked Michael Savage off of their network. I think all I really have to say about that is: Hahah! Fuck you, Savage!

Lighting Bolt! Lighting Bolt! Lighting Bolt! Lighting Bolt!

Posted in funny, misc on July 9th, 2003 by r3v

omg.

It’s a video of a buncha people playing a fantasy LARP. I’d never seen anyone play a fantasy LARP before. Um…

Ok. Now. Really. They look like they are having fun and I don’t begrudge anyone having their fun any way they see fit. Honest. (I game, used to go to renfaire, etc.) But there’s one thing that bugs me.

Someone in that group was bright enough to realize that when you gather a buncha geeks & dorks together in bad costumes to thwack each other with fake weapons and pelt the ogre with lightning bolts it needs to be done out in the woods. Secluded. Away from the mocking eyes of… well… everyone else on the planet. But no-one realized that videotaping this thing might be a BAD idea? Not to mention converting it to an mpeg so that it could be conveniently mocked on a global scale? *sigh*

But on the other hand, thanks for the entertainment. :)

PS: The QuarterToThree forum where my friend Ron found the link to the video.

Pretension Sinfest-style

Posted in funny on July 9th, 2003 by r3v

In today’s Sinfest, Slick and Monique act pretentious.

“Sometimes I think so hard I mentally touch myself!” Bahaha. Sinfest rules.

Monster Willy

Posted in funny on July 9th, 2003 by r3v

hah!

"The word monkey does not exist in the Bible." (PerversionTracker)

Posted in funny on July 8th, 2003 by r3v

If yer a MacGeek, you know and love VersionTracker (unless you totally suck or prefer MacUpdate, I guess.). Now, if you’re a MacGeek AND have a good sense of humor, you should get to know PerversionTracker too. “The highly trained PerversionTracker staff locates the very worst of Mac software. We search the web for 15 minutes a day - so you don’t have to!

I love this site. I wish I would remember to visit it more often.

Check out their review of iBible for a prime example of their work.

PS: Also… an example from their Singin’ Text 1.1 review: “The unharmonic confluences are sure to make our spleens leap for joy before messily rupturing, causing untold damage to a small tin of torx-head bolts coincidentally situated adjacent.” … Haw! Now that’s comedy, people!

"What are you doing for the 4th?"

Posted in misc on July 6th, 2003 by r3v

That’s what the Togo’s girl asked me yesterday afternoon as I waited patiently for her to make my sandwhich. It was a #2, plainest sandwhich I could bring myself to order. And at 1600 or so, it was my first meal of the day.

“Recovering from the third,” I replied, in all honestly. She thought that was funny. Luckily it was the last question. I just wanted my sandwhich.

So, actually.. with the exception of being a bit hungover for the middle bit, my Fourth was great. It wasn’t very Fourth of July-like, but no matter. I started, and ended, it with my girl. Can’t ask for much more than that.

Well, maybe remembering to drink a little water the night before…

Christian Singles Spam

Posted in atheist, misc, rants on July 2nd, 2003 by r3v

Ok, could they BE any more off on their demographic targetting?

I mean, come on. Nevermind that I’m an atheist with a girlfriend. With the exception of Catholic Schoolgirls and naughty Nuns, I’m just generally not attracted to Christians, ya know? In fact, “non-Christian/Jew/Muslim” is kinda high on my desired featureset (heh) for a woman. (No offense to my Christian friends. ;) Of course, they’re prolly mostly happy that I’m not sullying their womenfolk with my heathen ways.)

The spam claims that their service has “worked for 1000’s just like” me. huh. I find that just a tad bit unlikely. Lying, spamming gits.

Fuck ChristianCafe.com. Fuck DailyFYI. Fuck all’a y’all.

PS: The spammers, DailyFYI, put their mailing address on the spam. Do I know anyone in Tarzana? If so, please drive by 18324 Oxnard Street Unit 2 and moon them or something.

Talk Smack in Binary

Posted in funny on July 2nd, 2003 by r3v

heh. I love Red Robot #C-63.

Monkey Fight Club!

Posted in comics on July 1st, 2003 by r3v

There’s a piece of Frank Cho (yeah, the Liberty Meadows guy) artwork of for auction at ebay called Monkey Fight Club. It’s a Super Friends / Space Ghost thing featuring Gleek versus that Space Ghost Monkey. It was done for Wizard magazine, but never ran because DC has a stick up their ass. Or so the rumor goes.

It’s a funny. :) Check out Bats. And Robin. heh. Thanks to Scott Kurtz (yeah, the PVP guy) for linking it in his news.