I’m not kidding: See for yourself.

In case I haven’t said this recently: Those wacky, wacky Japanese…

This song is freaking AWESOME. Genius. I think Jonathan Coulton has really captured what it’s like to be an evil overlord in love. Er, I mean.. what it must be like. I mean, I surely wouldn’t know… ’cause I’m not an evil overlord. Honest. Well, I’m certainly not an overlord and you can’t prove otherwise.

Thanks to Eric for this link. John Hargrave tests how much he can get away with when signing his credit card receipts. Pretty funny.

It’s like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups,I swear: Two great tastes that go great together.

If you’re a DVD lover and rent from Netflix AND you’re cool enough to be a Mac OS X user, then Netflix Freak is THE app for you. It’s a little cocoa app that manages your Netflix queue without having to log in to their website. It’s much, MUCH faster than their web interface and the GUI to rearrange your queue is drag n’ drop. So simple and well worth the $10 bucks for registration. (Come on, pony up for the shareware you cheap bastards….)

If yer a DVD user and don’t rent from Netflix, well… you should. It’s a great service. And if yer not a Mac OS X user, well… fuck you.

Wow. I watched Four Feathers tonight. I was quite impressed with both the
filmmaking and the surprising realized that Heath Ledger is actually a really good actor. It’s
a great, epic story about a british officer in the late 1800s. Not exactly
standard fare, though. The hero is not some larger than life soldier who
singlehandedly invades the Sudan… he is very real. Very realistic. (Not to
mention, the movie co-stars Kate Hudson. Um, yeow.)

I highly recommend Four Feathers to about three of my friends, the rest just
won’t be able to sit through it. I give it four out of five white feathers
of cowardice…but in a good way.

I guess I can learn that funny accent… ;)

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Actually, Gambit’s one of the cooler characters… so I can live with that. Time to put my cigar away and pick up a deck of cards though…

No… really: Feto Soap. I know, upon first
hearing the name, you’re thinking “soap for washing feti?” or something. Well,
first let me tell you this: It’s “fetuses” not “feti”. Also, no.. it’s not for
washing fetuses… I mean, can you even imagine the logistics of that? You can?
Ew, that’s gross. Stop it.

Yeah, I know what the rest of you are thinking too.. “Soap made from feti.. er
fetuses?!” And no, that’s not exactly accurate either. It’s just soap
that contains a fetus… it’s not really made from them.

Ok, ok.. so it’s not a REAL fetus. Picky, picky.

Rohirrim

To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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Awesome. :) I guess the only thing cooler would be being a Dunadin Ranger. heh

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the Moon. Beat that.
Your title will be:	Justicar
You will succeed by:	Cloning an army of Arnold Schwarzeneggers.
Your Enforcers will be:	Batman villains (nobody is going to risk pissing off the Joker, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Scarecrow, Bane, the Clock King, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, the Riddler, and the rest of that endless freak parade).
Your first act as ruler:	Build an invincible fortified palace in Washington (and use the White House as your doghouse).
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Yeah, I don’t know how accurate this test is… but probably pretty darned accurate. I mean, how’d they know about my plan to create an army of Governators anyways? And I’ve been trying to contact Poison Ivy ever since I learned that her secret identity is Uma Thurman.

I really, really, really want to see this movie. Besides the fact that it’s
Bruce fucking Campbell (and yes, that is his full name), it’s Bruce *AS
ELVIS*! Come on… how fucking cool is that?

Sadly, Bubba Ho-Tep isn’t slated to
come out in my area for the forseable future. Bastards.