You know how I am all Pro-Capital Punishment and stuff, being the founding father of the Pro-Death Party (which I am now taking to calling the American Pro Entropy Party)…?

Well, I’ve decided to break with party lines and make an exception for this fuckwad. Since this miserable bag of puss seemed to want to die, I say we shouldn’t help him. It would be a far worse punishment to imprison him for life, with no possibility for parole. This fucker should die of old age, in a prison cell.

Unless of course some bleeding hearts decide that we could treat or rehabilitate him. In that case, I prefer we just get out the needles right now.

…ok, yes I am. Well, not all of you, but I really just don’t have any spare time at the moment and so I’m not responding to every bit if communication I’m getting at the moment. (Hell, I’m even neglecting my World of Warcraft characters and I hate to tell you this, but several of you rank below my virtual friends and if I’m ignoring them, it might be some time before you’re even near the front of the line. :) heh ) Even the realworld friends who rank… I’ve barely got enough time to spend with my girl and call my Mom… so you gotta wait. No offense.

But seriously, more than a couple times recently I’ve minimized an IM window thinking “I should respond to that” or something similar and then get so lost in work that I don’t see the IM window again for several hours…. or the next day. Um, yeah… sorry about that.

At any rate, to answer a couple of FAQs: “Yes, Tiger is taking all of my waking time.” and “No, I cannot and will not talk to you about when it will ship or anything like that.”

PS: But the GOOD news is: Fuck everything else on Sunday, cuz I’m gonna go see Flogging Molly come hell, high water or rabid jungle cats. Fuck yes, I am.

Hey… I often hear the Sixx Mixx and certain other remixes on Live105 and think, “damn that’s cool.” Well, it wasn’t until today that I found out who’s responsible for at least SOME of that remix madness that’s so nifty. Check out Party Ben.

I know, all the cool kids probably already know about Party Ben, but whatever. I’m standing up for the uncool geeks n’ freaks. :P Or something to that effect.

I swear this
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little schoolgirl that likes some sick humor.

And if you didn’t find that funny, maybe you will appreciate seeing Bill Gates pictures for a Teen Beat magazine spread, circa ‘83. Arguably the more distrubing of the two finds.

Oh, and last but not least… didja hear about the Gay bomb? No, that’s not really a joke. I hope they are secretly developing it. That would be awesome.

Work has been kicking my ASS the last several months. But after two days of kick ass Apple news ( great MacWorld Expo Keynote and kickass earnings report today ) my morale is renewed. A lot of the chatter on the net about the new stuff is even positive.

What’s even better is that tomorrow I head up to MWSF after I grab mali out of her work. It’s always fun to go to MacWorld. It’s fun to see all the offerings from third parties, sure and making contacts is nice, of course (ah crap… am I out of business cards?) but the REALLY cool thing is seeing people there who aren’t wearing Apple badges that are excited about Apple products.

I’ve spent the last several months running a marathon at sprinting speeds and I have a while to go before I am done… but tomorrow should really help to re-energize the batteries.

I’ll find time for a real update someday soon. Honest.