From IMDB News:

Tom Cruise forced Comedy Central to cancel a repeat of a controversial South Park episode lampooning Scientology after telling Paramount that he would refuse to promote Mission Impossible 3 if the show aired, according to the New York Post’s “Page Six” gossip column, which in turn cited the website hollywoodinterrupted.com. However, a spokesperson for Comedy Central insisted that the episode had been yanked so that the channel could air a different episode that would serve as tribute to Isaac Hayes, who, like Cruise, is a Scientologist and who left the show (where he played “Chef”) assertedly because of the Scientology episode. It originally aired last November.

Fuck Tom Cruise. Fuck him in his Scientology ass. And Isaac Hayes too.

EDIT: And, as my friend Mike puts it:  “The likelihood of me passing an anal dwelling butt monkey is greater than that of me ever watching another Tom Cruise movie.”

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