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Ok, I've begun work on the site again. This is the fourth
time this year, I think. I've come up with a design that I think
will work this time though. It's simple, for the most part, allowing
me to focus on updating content along with aesthetics. It's also
not going to be very graphics intensive.

I'll still have graphics, of course. I love cool stuff like that too
much... but I'm going to K.I.S.S. this time in an effort to make the
redesign process actuall possible to finish without killing all of my

Wish me luck.