What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


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Mega Quote file


I've added more quotes. My quotefile is now ~86k, with over
600 quotes. Eep! If any of the quotes offend you, then you probably
shouldn't be on this site at all. There's surely more stuff that
will offend you.