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Buncha Quotes


I've added a BUNCH of quotes to the quote file that my Perl script pulls
from to populate the space below. The majority of the quotes are Groucho Marx

For those that don't know this: Groucho Marx was the funniest man alive
until he died. Now the's the funniest man dead. And, let me tell you, that's
some stiff competition!