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Books About God


I was at Barnes & Noble the other day and bought four books. The
Illustrated Dictionary of Mythology, The Handy Religion Answer Book, A
History of God,
and Essentaial System Administration. I just
knew there was a good "four books about god" joke or something in
there... but as I struggled to come up with it I took note of my cashier. He
so would not have gotten it that I gave up. Sometimes it just ain't
worth the effort. I hate that.