What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


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Newsflash: I Am Evil!


Holy shit... I'm evil! I just found out! I mean, there have been a few

people that have suggested that over the years, but I just took a


and it turns out it's true! I am NEUTRAL EVIL.

Wow... and I thought I was just grumpy.