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We saw the movie "Snatch" this weekend. It's Guy Ritchie's
latest dark, gritty British underworld crime flick. Alot like "Lock,
Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" in it's style and humor. All in all, if
you liked LS&TSB, I fully recommend "Snatch"... it's lots of fun.

I give it 4 out of 5 thick-ass british accents.