What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


123 Street Avenue, City Town, 99999

(123) 555-6789



You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab.
Link to read me page with more information.


Empty Bowl


I just added a link to
the Empty Bowl on my
Links page. It's, get this, a web site devoted to CEREAL! It's a very
entertaining site, actually. Ok, I suppose I should quit goofing off and go
mow the lawn. Bleh. Or, maybe I should read another article on the Empty
Bowl first... yeah, that's definately more important.