What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


123 Street Avenue, City Town, 99999

(123) 555-6789



You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab.
Link to read me page with more information.


Sci-Fi Network Doesn't Want Firefly


The Sci-Fi Network passed on Firefly for, as far as I can tell, unspecified reasons. What the hell? Are they blind? There's a rabid fanbase there. The FANS took out a full page ad in Variety Magazine showing support for the show. That ain't cheap, folks. What network wouldn't want these fans? What advertisers wouldn't want that demographic?

Sci-Fi would rather have Crossing Over with John Edward and movies like ALLIGATOR. All apologies to fans of the giant-alligator-living-beneath-the-city-genre, but good fucking grief.