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Yes, Again.


I'm redesigning the home page again. Yes, again. Shut up!

I'm mostly simplifying and opening it up a bit... so I can cram more shit on the front page. heh. :) If you so desire, for some wacky reason, take a peek. I'm still mucking, but that's the basic idea.

Might be messing up the current page a little bit because I am also changing some of the embedded objects that both the current/old and new pages use. Oh well.