What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


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Redesign'03 Now Live


Ok. It's "good enough" to be the live page, so I've flipped the switch and am using the new layout full-time now. It's still UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

Man... remember when 80% of the web said that? :)