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Merry OSXmas to me! I recieved my Xmas present from myself on Monday and have been bonding with it since. My new 12" PowerBook! [Queue fanfare!] It's sweet. So very sweet. In the last two days I've already used it for email, web, iChat, Halo, irc, Perl goodness and fending off a ninja attack on my stronghold! (It can block shuriken!)