Whew! We can all relax now. Saddam Hussein has banned the import and production
of weapons of mass destrction in Iraq. According to the article, "the move drew
a skeptical response from Washington."
I think the actual quote from Donald Rumsfeld was: "Shyeahright! We'll immediate
begin steps to stand down from Operation Kick Your Sorry Ass... not. Good one, Saddam."
Apparently, Saddam ordered his ministers to "punish those who don't adhere to [the decree]."
Top Iraqi ministers and advisors immediately began spanking each other and giggling.
Whitehouse spokesman, Ari Fleisher, commented, "it was actually kind of creepy."
In related news, North Korea released a decree today that simply read: "Us too!"