What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


123 Street Avenue, City Town, 99999

(123) 555-6789



You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab.
Link to read me page with more information.


Kim Jong-il Never Saw War Games


Could someone please loan North Korean leader Kim Jong-il their copy of
You see, according to

, he's never seen it.

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about
a nice game of chess?"

-Joshua, the computer, after playing out all possible outcomes for Global Thermonuclear War