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Wish You Were a Different Geek? A BETTER GEEK?


Well you can be! With a small purchase on eBay you can buy what's being
referred to as a "Premiere" Slashdot account. The seller claims that
the account has a low user number (meaning it's been around a long
time) and good karma.

That's right, karma for sale.

The Auction
is certainly one of the odder things I've seen for sale on eBay.
By no means is it the strangest, but it certainly ranks right up there.