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"They Got The Cereal, Sir!"

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Ok. This morning I woke up and groggily stumbled into the kitchen to make coffee like it was a normal Saturday morning. I was half way through the process when I noticed a line of ants streaming down the wall and into the cupboards.

I swore profusely and opened the cupboard. The bastards had pulled a nighttime raid on my cereal! The horror! Well, they may have stuck first, but I'll strike last.

I've got a call in to the President and the office of HomeLand Defense to see if they will declare that ants are terrorists.