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War On Terror: Ant Update


Well, we still haven't heard from the President yet. His secretary says he's busy planning a war on Iraq or some such. Hello! Crisis on the homefront!

Deciding that I couldn't wait for Presidential orders, I've taken command of the situation. We have engaged the ants with chemical weapons.

It's a little early to tell for sure, but it appears that we have had a very high success ratio. We can state with all certainty that we did not lose any of our guys in the conflict.