What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

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With a "PREH"


"I really like his self-defecating style of humor."

"His WHAT?!"

"You know. Self-defecating humor. Where you make fun of yourself."

"Dude. That's just wrong. I think you mean dePREcating. With a PREH."

"Oh man!"

"I am so writing about this in my blog."

You know who you are. :)