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Go Away, You Cultist Freak!


A cult member showed up on my doorstep this morning. I really think cult members should have to walk around LOOKING like cult members. You know, with robes and stuff.

Scientologists seem to think that it's a religion, but I'm pretty sure it's a greedy, lying, and all around evil cult. Lots of good reading stuffs on the subject.

I think when true Evil (yes, capital E) knocks on your door interrupts your lunch you should be allowed to shoot it.