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"OwOwOwOw...Get off my- wtf?"


I woke up this morning with a headache that gave me the impression that someone had been standing on my head during my slumber. I don't know why someone would do such a thing. I mean, while I may not have been Mother Theresa in each and every single interaction with other human beings... not once, to the best of my recollection, have I ever stood on anyone's head.

At any rate, such pain so early in the morning is NOT a good incentive to get one to open their eyes and go about their daily life.