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Feto Soap

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No... really: Feto Soap. I know, upon first
hearing the name, you're thinking "soap for washing feti?" or something. Well,
first let me tell you this: It's "fetuses" not "feti". Also, no.. it's not for
washing fetuses... I mean, can you even imagine the logistics of that? You can?
Ew, that's gross. Stop it.

Yeah, I know what the rest of you are thinking too.. "Soap made from feti.. er
fetuses?!" And no, that's not exactly accurate either. It's just soap
that contains a fetus... it's not really made from them.

Ok, ok.. so it's not a REAL fetus. Picky, picky.