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Skullcrusher Mountain


This song is freaking AWESOME. Genius. I think Jonathan Coulton has really captured what it's like to be an evil overlord in love. Er, I mean.. what it must be like. I mean, I surely wouldn't know... 'cause I'm not an evil overlord. Honest. Well, I'm certainly not an overlord and you can't prove otherwise.