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Peter Pan


We saw the new Peter Pan movie yesterday. It was a very fun movie... but it's a great story to work with. I mean, it has pirates and they spice up ANY story. (Speaking of pirates... Jason Isaacs is a great Captain Hook, perhaps better than Dustin Hoffman's portrayl in Hook in the early nineties. Of course, Hook is the most important character in the Peter Pan tale... right? Right?!)

I give it 3 out of 5 Lost Boys. (No, no THOSE Lost Boys! These Lost Boys! Cuz dammit, I miss those 80's tough guy vamp dudes.)