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Go 2004!


Let's see, we're only seven days in and so far:

  • San Jose has already had two murders.
  • A Buddhist monk was stabbed, after giving his money to the robber.
  • We've been at Orange Alert for the entire year so far... during which British Airways Flight 223 becomes the most watched flight ever.
  • Europe lost their dog.
  • Canada attacks the US with mad cow.
  • A Columbian burglar narrowly escapes a nomination for the Darwin Awards.
  • ...and Michael Jackson is still in the news.

Woohoo! Go 2004! ô¿ó