Let's see, we're only seven days in and so far:
- San Jose has already had two murders.
- A Buddhist monk was stabbed, after giving his money to the robber.
- We've been at Orange Alert for the entire year so far... during which British Airways Flight 223 becomes the most watched flight ever.
- Europe lost their dog.
- Canada attacks the US with mad cow.
- A Columbian burglar narrowly escapes a nomination for the Darwin Awards.
- ...and Michael Jackson is still in the news.
Woohoo! Go 2004! ô¿ó