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Bubba Ho-Tep


I really, really, really want to see this movie. Besides the fact that it's
Bruce fucking Campbell (and yes, that is his full name), it's Bruce *AS
ELVIS*! Come on... how fucking cool is that?

Sadly, Bubba Ho-Tep isn't slated to
come out in my area for the forseable future. Bastards.