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My Political Leaning?


Being a staunch moderate, people closer to either end of the political spectrum are often confused about where I stand. Now, generally I just chalk this up to both the left and right being stupid, but I do understand how it might be confusing to some folk. That's why I've decided to make it a little clearer....

I'm pro-choice, pro-gun, pro-euthenasia, pro-capital punishment...

That's right. I'm looking to join the pro-death party.