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"ugh" *sniffle* *SNEEZE* "ow! fuck"

"ugh" *sniffle* ...

That's my day so far. I have a head cold that's making me miserable. My head is clogged, yet my nose runs like a faucet and my throat is sore as fuck. The worst part is the sneezing, which for reasons I won't really get into now (but some of you know), is quite painful for me.

Ok, I guess that's enough whining for now. feh