What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


123 Street Avenue, City Town, 99999

(123) 555-6789



You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab.
Link to read me page with more information.


Oooh! Pretty Color eBook Reader!


Gizmodo has an article on the prototype from Sharps.

Ok, so it's far enough away that you can't get one and it has some of the same failings as the Sony reader (inability to read non-proprietary, DRM-free, free eBooks (wtf?)) but... but... it's so goddamned sechsy. I want one just to caress lovingly and show off.