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New Site, New Domain coming


On September 1st, I'll be launching my new personal web site on a new domain name with a new web host. How exciting is that? What?! Well, you don't have to be rude about it!

At any rate, don't expect many blog posts in the meantime. I don't wanna have to replicate too much. What? You weren't expecting any to begin with? Man, yer full of attitude.