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Alien Invasion Imminent


Well, it's started. The invasion is imminent. An alien radio signal has been intercepted. Viacom & Clearchannel are both trying to purchase it and France has already surrendered to it.

Ok, well, it's probably not really a signal from an alien civilization, but according to the news SETI@home has detected something relatively interesting. It's likely just noise, like the billions of other signals that SETI@home processes, but I heard France surrendered nonetheless. :) Still, it's fun to consider for a moment, no?