Snipped from BoingBoing:
Xeni Jardin: Snipped from 5ives:
Five things I'll be doing while you're at Burning Man
- carefully stewarding my pallor
- repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo
- defecating indoors -- copiously, often, and without queueing
- not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named "Shanti"
- wearing clothes--lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes
Original link. Yes, I thought this was so funny I had to reprint a reprint.