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Fake Car Ad (and some other links)


I swear this
fake car ad

) had me giggling like a little schoolgirl. Well, a
little schoolgirl that likes some sick humor.

And if you didn't find that funny, maybe you will appreciate seeing Bill Gates pictures for a Teen Beat magazine spread, circa '83. Arguably the more distrubing of the two finds.

Oh, and last but not least... didja hear about the Gay bomb? No, that's not really a joke. I hope they are secretly developing it. That would be awesome.