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Make an Exception


You know how I am all Pro-Capital Punishment and stuff, being the founding father of the Pro-Death Party (which I am now taking to calling the American Pro Entropy Party)...?

Well, I've decided to break with party lines and make an exception for this fuckwad. Since this miserable bag of puss seemed to want to die, I say we shouldn't help him. It would be a far worse punishment to imprison him for life, with no possibility for parole. This fucker should die of old age, in a prison cell.

Unless of course some bleeding hearts decide that we could treat or rehabilitate him. In that case, I prefer we just get out the needles right now.