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Someone's Done This Before


So, last night I go to download RealPlayer. They want an email address and password. I don't want to give them a real one. A fairly common confrontation in the great frontier known as the world wide web.

My girlfriend suggests I use "la la la" and I do or rather... I try.

I started with lala@lala.com and was told that that account already existed. I try lalala@lalala.com and no... that too exists. I go for lalalala@lalalala.com and low and behold... no. Determined now to find the end of the la la train, I continue on until it lets me create an account.

So, if you happen to run into anyone on the street looking for who goes by lalalalalalalalalala@lalalalalalalalalala.com ... it's me.