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Car Fire on 85


On my way home from work this evening, I saw what appeared to be a Vanagon on the side of the road (Highway 85), completely engulfed in flames. I've never seen a real car fire before. It was really kind of surreal, since the emergency vehicles hadn't showed up yet.