Uh. No, I'll hold it. It's ok. I'm fine. No, thanks. Really.
Robo Urinal: Behold Your Porcelain Master
"Shakeutron will never judge you. Shakeutron is here to help. Shakeutron would like to buy you a nice steak dinner. Shakeutron did not mean to offend you. Shakeutron would like you to come back. Shakeutron cries 1.5 gallons of tears. (Thanks, baud boy!)"