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This just in...


"mrow rwarr meowr mrowr mEOw meowmowrawreowr rowr mEOwr meow mreowr," according to my cat.

Seriously, Boo wouldn't shut up for the longest time when I got home. I think Timmy may have fallen down the well or something, but I can't be arsed to go check. Clumsy little bastard.