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Best. App. EVAR!!1!


I truly believe, in my heart of hearts, this application is the pinnacle of programming. It is the apex of software design. A marriage of art and code. It is the MegaManEffect. (Mac OS X ONLY. All other platforms can suck it.)

It's only downhill from here, kiddies.