What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

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Oh, THAT Janine...

r3v

When you define broad search parameters and find nothing, you will find less when you narrow the search parameters. It's pretty simple.


INT. CHRIS' APT - AFTERNOON


The phone rings. CHRIS looks at the caller and, visibly annoyed, decides to answer it.


CHRIS


Yes?


MAN ON PHONE


Hello. Can I speak with Janine?


CHRIS


There's no Janine here.


MAN ON PHONE


Janine Jacobson?


CHRIS


I don't care how many names you add on to the end of it. There's no Janine here.


MAN ON PHONE


Oh? Uh. Thank you very much. God bless.


CHRIS


No thanks.


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