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Back From Not Being Gone


Yeah, r3v.com went a little silent for the month of August. Maybe I was in silent rumination over the aspect of turning 34? Or, perhaps I was on an extended vacation, recharging my weary power-cells? Possibly, I simply had nothing to say?

Or, maybe, I got lazy. Yeah, that mighta been it.