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The One That Makes Noise

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Sitting in the waiting room at Volkswagen Service, I'm listening as two sort of grumpy old techs from DirecTV try to fix the TV. One guy is apparently teaching the other one.

"Can you hand me that scanner thing? The black one."

"The black one?"

"Yeah, the one that makes noise."

It ended there, unfortunately. I wanted the first tech to say, "You know. It goes: boop boop bweeeeeeeweeeaaahhh boop."