What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

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WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


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Web Homeless


Apparently, from what I can gather, I am about to become web homeless. I need to find a new web hosting service. If anyone has suggestions, drop me an email. Otherwise, I'll throw a dart at the wall this weekend.

Then I'll look online.