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Sometimes I Talk To The TV


Sometimes, I can't help myself.

The characters on TV sit around a table in a cafe, discussing the war in Iraq. They mention pithy slogans they have seen on t-shirts that denounce the war. CHRIS sits in his living room, watching them.


We're killing people faster than we're making enemies.


(to the TV)

Wait, then what's the problem? That math works!

Apparently, I will play devil's advocate even against fictional people.