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Hell's Kitchen Reality Show


I've never seen Hell's Kitchen, but I have seen several commercials for it. It's a reality show where chefs compete. The twist, I suppose, is that they're all working for an asshole.

World renowned chef, Gordon Ramsay, is running the kitchen and in every commercial I've seen, he's yelling at and berating the contestants. He's made several of them cry, apparently.

Seems like a bad idea in a kitchen full of hot pans, boiling water and cutlery. This is the third season, though, and the guy's not a knife holder yet.