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Vote For Me


I turned 35 today. That's the minimum age to run for the office of the President of the United States of America. So, I'm in. Let's do this. Just one problem, my fellow Americans. It costs a lot of money to run for President. So, to help America, I must first ask you to help me.

r3v for president.

Let's stir some shit up, America.

PS: Thanks to my wonderful Annette for a fabulous night full of stuff they don't let you do once you become President. ;) (We celebrated a night early to avoid the paparazzi.)