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There's no gor'ram Jeanine here. Still.

r3v

I've been getting calls for this Jeanine chick for a 2-3 years now. It's pretty annoying. What's worse is that they come in batches. I won't get any for a while, and then I will get hit maybe 6 or 7 times in the span of a week.

Well, today a guy calling to offer to refinance her home (like many of the calls) heard the exasperation in my voice with my immediate response of "there's no Jeanine here" which I punctuated with an annoyed sigh. We chatted a bit and he took pity on me.

He then gave me her e-mail and mailing addresses.

That was pretty cool of him, but I don't know exactly how I'm to proceed from here. It's not like she made a typo one day, she's recently used this phone number according to my inside man at Lending Tree. She's purposefully giving out my number as her own on forms for stuff.

So, do I just send a polite email, saying "hi, could you not do that?" Or do I send one that sounds more forceful, like a cease and desist letter? Or do I just sign her up for as many gay-midget-animal-clown-porn mailing lists as I can find? Flaming poop on the doorstep?

I must ponder.